Stan
  

Stan has born to sell. He is awfully great salesman. Only unfortunate thing is that he must talk so much. Stan started by selling previously owned vessels on Mêlée Island. His next job was to sell previously owned coffins. Guybrush nailed him in one of his coffins. Somehow, the coffin was taken to Blood Island where Guybrush opened it. He started to sell life insurances.